[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
every 2 weeks i open this app and laugh for 45 minute straight bc ppl on here are actually funny and twitter is where comedy goes to die
remember when hey soul sister was on the radio and life didn’t suck ass
Why is this so relatable?
Me avoiding my problems
Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it
Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!
“marry me” i whisper to the actress who plays my favourite character that definitely has 15 years on me, is married and has three children and lives on the other side of the planet
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THETA APPLE PIE
mr fbi man